Welcome to Ass Sells

As a full-service marketing consultancy, we are prepared to help your business, ad agency or marketing department achieve exceptional results through ass.

Our founder, Colonel Frank Kessler, has spent his career building upon the foundation of Ass Sells and is the author of the best-selling book, Ass Sells.

Colonel Kessler’s Philosophy of Ass is employed in every campaign we undertake, and the results are always positive.

When you’re ready for what works, when you’re ready to quit beating around the bush and give your customers and clients what they really want, you’re ready for Ass Sells.